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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN AS PROPOSED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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yeah sam

please explain!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 21 weeks ago, 12:02 PM

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Yeah Uncle Reaper

I defer to your knowledge, because at 16 I couldn't have figured it out either, because of perpetual penis erectus!

4 years 33 weeks ago, 1:12 AM

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Ojiisan: Popsicle stick and duct tape ka
Ok Guys, it's been 40 weeks 3 days ago, 12:47 PM, samD, Uncle Reaper, are ya gonna answer this young mans ?. you have left the kid hangin for this long. Its 0250 hours in Ok.
I get way out in the Twilight Zone at this time of day/nite.Would you answer this, or am I gonna have to brake his heart? Or Is this a ? 4 his Dad? Just a hint LittleDragon, the tape hurts when it's being removed, and the popcicle stick rubs a blister on it!
Willie Neilson simply says "I have out lived my Pecker"!
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4 years 33 weeks ago, 1:22 AM

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I'll blow my brains out

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4 years 33 weeks ago, 1:26 AM

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CW.. im with ya

Welcome to the wonderful world of middle age huh...

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4 years 33 weeks ago, 1:24 AM

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Lyle, Lyle, Lyle..

As always you've made me laugh.. For what its worth are you up to speed on the whole LD thing.. I know you're fun'n about the answer and all, but not sure if you know what the deal is with this group.. seriously are you up to speed about the whole LD, Iron kogi, send it boi thing.

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4 years 33 weeks ago, 1:48 AM

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LD, ???
Iron kogi ??
send it boi thing. send it boi is a name for Little dragons Bro. correct? the other 2 ??
please explain to an old fart.
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4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:00 AM

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Here's the best i can do this late at night.. When i first came on the site they were on a LOT.. Deal is Iron koji (dad) was some sorta danger ranger.. Had two sons.. Ryo, and send it boi.. Most of the posts were from Ryo..you've seen the Gilbert and Sullivan dialog.. broken English like a hollywood movie.. Old man was absent of all of that..

They pretty much had everyone (least me) fooled, then things went south cause they sorta tried to take over the room.. Everyone's got hundreds of stories on this, but bottom line appears to be one person acting as all of them...

And to say they were up to some weird stuff is like saying Chicken Dick is normal.. Sam finally (for the good of the site) pulled the covers off thier act.. Lot more but tired and hoping someone else will pick up this ball and run with it..

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4 years 33 weeks ago, 2:29 AM

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Iron koji, I'v never heard of before. Ryo, and send it boi, I have read their stuff before.
Ryo, is LittleDragon. and send it boi, are brothers, as I understand it.
Now I havn't seen their comments lately, but havn't been looking for them eather.
Are you saying that the 3 are Phony?
I'm going to bed, I'll read this when the sun is up. 0428 hours now.
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4 years 33 weeks ago, 3:20 PM

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Here's the last thread on them that will give some details. I think all of us are just sick of this, so apologies if people are short tempered about it:

http://www.gunslot.com/forum/ryo-and-family-miss-all-our-friends-here-ve...

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
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