One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'
'Suzie May give it to me.' Bubba replied.
'She give it to y a?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'
'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Suzie May pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!'
'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you.
52 Comments
luckybychoice
of the week for LD?.....
LittleDragon
ryo for sure hope not! that is uhm, ryo not know what to say that is, but uhm well...ryo just about speechless.
Your friend,
LittleDragon
luckybychoice
a little makeup and a fillet knife would improve her looks right!
LittleDragon
liposuction! except that such process on this uhm er uh, specimen would most likely take about 20 sai neh.
Your friend,
LittleDragon
samD
Just more there to love is all... LOL
LittleDragon
and after seeing this picture, ryo's trips to this shrink will cost pops a small fortune!
yikes!
Your ichiban magomusuko,
LittleDragon
ecaman
You'd have to be sick to want some of that. Come to think of it, though, there are a lot of sick guys out there.
LittleDragon
gosh, teasing is one thing, demo, (word mean but or however in nihongo) this is not teasing neh. it pure torture on the eyes neh!
your friend,
LittleDragon
ivantank
if i can't fuck her...i'll haul her.
this bitch goes in the trailer.
luckybychoice
my first reaction when i saw this photo was"samD did it again,trying to burn my eyeballs out".
LittleDragon
talk about Wide Load! merciful heavens. ryo gonna get to the rotten egg rotten egg point from this picture. lol. now that the first time ryo can ever remember having a laugh over liver cramps. somebody call Guinness book of world records!
Your friend,
LittleDragon
PS dozo, note especial the little part in LittleDragon's name
LittleDragon
really lucky neh!
Your friend,
LittleDragon
LittleDragon
there's no gun! yay! picture of woman without gun break the rule neh! please remove at once. there is no gun!
Your ichiban magomusuko,
LittleDragon
:-)
ivantank
you have to frisk her to find it..
luckybychoice
when i was around 22yrs old my buddies and i decided to have a" pig party",and we went out and picked up the fattest,ugliest gals we could find and brought them to my buds apartment,.where we graded them for their 'qualities",without their knowledge of course.
We did provide them with lots of beer and music,after all it was a party,when all of a sudden this one "lady" realized she was in a room full of fat,ugly women and snickering drunken men and she started on a screaming rampage that drove all us guys out of the apartment,laughing hysterically,whereupon the "ladies"trashed the apartment.It was pure bedlam,one of the guys took it upon himself to award a ribbon to the first place gal,his reward was a mighty slap to the face!
ivantank
had to be a blue ribbon
LittleDragon
have ivan chan gone mad ka ryo not getting anywhere near close enough for frisking! yikes! ryo shudder at thought.
Your friend,
LittleDragon
samD
She wants to know if that bikini makes her butt look fat?
LittleDragon
nothing would stop her from looking fat neh
Your ichiban magomusuko,
LittleDragon
rhager24
If she was a car she would be a Rolls Royce. LOL
runawaygun762
I suppose I'll take one (ton) for the team.
photobear6
You said the same thing to your hunting buddies when you stripped naked, put doe in heat on your ass and ran into the woods. No really she's actually about the same size as my sister-inlaw(shudders)
DollPartzz
You know you all want her.
samD
In order to find the wet spot, you would have to roll her in flour...lol
DollPartzz
sooo....you've thought about it. LOL.
samD
and then blew chunks allover...
Gaggggggggggg
ebear
is that what you call an orgasm????
samD
Like Puke baby Puke.
ebear
is that a diet Coke she's sippin on?
catfish88
That's a very strong stool she's sitting on. Probably an advertisement for the stool company.
DollPartzz
Thats hilarious!!
ebear
that stool used to be a ladder
samD
and a diet coke. You would need an Abalone knife to get her off of that stool...LOL
catfish88
I call the upper back fat roll!
samD
LOL
Reaper308
F.A.P.A
DollPartzz
I'll ask..whats F.A.P.A
ebear
like an old white leather couch i had..
Reaper308
Fat Around (or Above) the Pussy Area
DollPartzz
i knew I shouldn't have...
samD
LOL
catfish88
Reaper, thanks for teaching me something today. I always like to learn at least one useful thing a day. I just hope I never need to apply what I've just learned.
samD
Is POPA a real ER term? It was in a book I am reading...
catfish88
What the hell is POPA, never heard of it.
samD
It was at Greer ER in Atlanta, GA
Them novelist are all liars...
catfish88
Nope, Sam, never heard of that one, but some people might use it. My favorite thing to write in medical charts is: "patients admits to being SOB"...which stands for Shortness of Breath. But I just like writing that the patient is a SOB.
ebear
she got a cholonic and the pumped out The Lost City Of Atlantis
DollPartzz
i love it.
samD
es verdad, eoso?
Reaper308
where the term "beef curtains" comes from