TRAFFIC CAMERA

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I
figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I
knew that I was not speeding.

Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same
spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove
even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again
flashed.

I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and
was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving
without a seat belt.

You can't fix stupid.....