Traffic Question, this is serious

Traffic Question, this is serious

Most men will get this right!

Q: You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING FOR 2 MILES sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:

(a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or

(b) Do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

A: Why take unnecessary risks and get a ticket?

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7 years 25 weeks ago, 8:44 PM

catfish88

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The answer is A. Bicycle seat...Lucky bastard

7 years 25 weeks ago, 8:56 PM

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TFC ?

I would not toot my horn to announce impatience.

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
7 years 25 weeks ago, 10:35 PM

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Breaking the law

Peddling Pussy

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
7 years 25 weeks ago, 2:35 AM

Anonymous

traffic question

can i be the seat?

7 years 25 weeks ago, 2:34 PM

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And

you do not want to cause an accident, she has no road rash protection

7 years 25 weeks ago, 9:40 PM

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legal aspect

i thought pedaling pussy was illegal?

stay alert.... stay alive
7 years 24 weeks ago, 12:02 PM

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What's this got to do with guns?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
7 years 24 weeks ago, 12:26 PM

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ssr10, perhaps it's

ssr10, perhaps it's symbolizes that if you leave your house unarmed, it's like taking a long bicycle tip alone is a scary hot desert naked. That's how I'll rationalize it.

7 years 21 weeks ago, 1:54 PM

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A is the answer, hey You get a hot butt and you don't breck the law, everybody wins!!!

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7 years 17 weeks ago, 10:48 AM

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sneak up behind her and flatten the tire, then take all day fixing it! thats the correct answer, but "A" is ok too!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
7 years 15 weeks ago, 4:08 AM

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HOTHOTHOTHOT.

HOTHOTHOTHOT.

WE can't stop here...this is bat country.
6 years 33 weeks ago, 7:57 AM

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Seat

wait for the 2 mile mark, get her to pull over and then steal the seat and lick it like a lollipop.

4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:13 PM

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Seat

Offer her a ride - all definitions would work for me .............

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 1:47 PM

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wonderfully pleasant things. :<))

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