The Truth About My Condition LOL

The Truth About My Condition LOL

The first man married a woman from OHIO .. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN .. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal .. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 1:13 AM

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You Got

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 1:22 AM

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Is there a difference?

Born in TX, but lived in CA, AZ, OK, MO, IL, OH & PA. I never saw that ANY women would act any differently. As far as I've ever seen, it just depends on the individual woman, and the family and society she grew up in. In my experience, Southern women are more likely to do what they're told than women from other parts of the country. Of course, that may be just my own experience - other people may have different experience.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
6 years 22 weeks ago, 1:33 AM

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amongst the women in all corners of this fine nation.

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 10:57 AM

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welcome back DC

UR ARE SPECIAL!!!!

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:17 AM

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:22 AM

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sorry DC

That is somewhere deep inside of Runaway's dad's anul cavity......along with my favorite Scooby Doo wrist watch.........

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:00 AM

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Hey Cutter....

ditto ebears comments...we missed ya pard..

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:03 AM

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Good moring guys!!

Gr8 to be back!!!

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:14 AM

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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So whats the story,

Do you have weight restrictions, what are you allowed to do or not do.. Im still waiting to hear on my procedure, expect to hear today or monday when they plan on doing it..Can't seem to get them that excited about it..guess thats good..Know its good they can do it..
Glad your back, things have been way to normal around here.. finally got up and running on pictures (click the geezer, and check em out) also a project that greasys gona be doing on a set of matched Smiths..
See ya later, Glorias wating, were gona take her car up to Prescott to get it repaired.. Some gal rear ended us a while ago.. Old money type, i sent her the estamate, and she promptly sent back a check for the full amount...see ya later..

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:25 AM

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asking ebear for his class ring...sheessh

ya gota take the pink yarn off of mine and send it back then..

See ya later, got get to Prescott...

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:27 AM

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Later Greg ! :<)

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