The Tunnel

The Tunnel

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:

Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:

Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:

Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him
but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again

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4 years 5 weeks ago, 3:06 PM

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Funny!

This was really good, Sam. Keep 'em coming.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
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