Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Two Ladies Talking in  Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there

somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,

and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

PRICELESS

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:06 PM

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This is an older one, but I had forgotten it and still funny!

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:14 PM

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Sam & Pkato on tour.. Just finnished the AH thing, now this one.. (new one as well) keep it up guys, ya can't get much better than; humor, guns, friends, and sexy pictures.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:17 PM

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is the one to Thailand, Cambodia and Vientiane. Pkato knows Asian!

4 years 34 weeks ago, 7:15 PM

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Very funny!

Very funny!

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