Valentive's Day

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2 years 15 weeks ago, 10:38 AM

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2 years 15 weeks ago, 11:20 AM

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Valentines Day

I remember the day when I met my beautiful wife. She told me she was Bi, I did not find out til later, she meant bi-polar, lol.

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2 years 15 weeks ago, 11:33 AM

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okay, I'm stumped, what's the upside of having married a manic depressive?
I once was married to a nymphomaniac, too bad I was the only one she did not share that secret with.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 3:07 PM

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Did you steal that one-liner from Henny Youngman??

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 11:43 AM

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the comedy writing business.

The upside of being married to a Manic/Depressive or Bipolar woman is----

Once you discover what triggers the excessively UP behavior, you can be assured, pretty much, that your house will be spicandspan., especially if she also happens to be obsessive/compulsive.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
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