Vasectomy

Vasectomy

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 2:17 PM

zx12rmike

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Obama care. I was on the way out of wally world when a women holding a petition asked me if i wanted to sign it to repeal "Obama Care" . My response is "When you have a petition to repeal Obama, I'll know where to find you"

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 12:14 AM

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Put my name

on it too aye

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 12:17 AM

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25 to Life

The liberals are asking us to
give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life
would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween
mask. (ouch)

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Q: Have you heard about
McDonalds new Obama Value
Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has
to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference
between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders,
blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing
prisoners.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved? .... America !

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Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers!

"We fight not for Glory nor for Honors; but only and alone we fight for Freedom, which no Good Man surrenders but with his life" - Robert the Bruce "Declaration of Arbroath"
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