Wabbit talk

Wabbit talk

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,"Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdlebwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her little arms, leans

forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 11:42 PM

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AAAAAHHHHH haha

Ah YES this one split me. I'm done for the night now.

The EUR/JPY gave back a good bit tonight so I'm outta here. Time for my 3rd nap today. I'll see ya'll later maybe.

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:36 PM

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U have a L-O-N-G PM!!

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 11:57 PM

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LMAO!!!

I used to have a Ball Python!!! This is adorably priceless!!!!! Thank You El Presidente!!!

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 12:14 AM

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LBC!!

U have a PM Sir!!!

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 12:16 AM

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thanks

answered and back to you....

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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