Walking Eagle

Walking Eagle

BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major
gathering of the American Indian Nation two
weeks ago in upstate New York .

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for
increasing every Native American’s present
standard of living. He referred to his time as a
U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every
Native American issue that came to the floor of
the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of
his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke
eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red
sisters and brothers.”

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented
Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new
Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud
President then departed in his motorcade to a
fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how
they came to select the new name they had given
to the President.

They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given
to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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