I know most of these are wrong... politically incorrect... morally incorrect and probably some other offensive things but really I dun give a fuck... They are meant to be funny, if you are offended, fuck u. XD
well said, but you should have said FUT YU like they do
Your absolutely rights sir.
its fried rice, you plick!! what movie? anyone?
My eye dr. had a Chinese patient. He said "you have a caderac",( meaning her eye was fut up) She replied "No I drive Chevy"