Weenie contest

Weenie contest

Three third graders from Texas , an white kid, a Mexican kid
> and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. The white kid suggests that they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' He says,'Okay.' They all agree.
> The white kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
> 'That's nothing,' says the black kid. He whips his out and
> proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
> Not to be out done, the mexican kid whips his out. It is by
> far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
> That night, eating dinner at home, the mexican kid's mother
> asks him what he did at school today.
> 'Oh, we worked on a science project , had a math test and
> read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I
> played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.'
> 'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.
> 'Well, me, Billy and Leroy each pulled out our weenies and
> I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Mexican. Is that true?
> 'No, Juan. It's because you're eighteen and still in the
> third grade.'

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