1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open your laptop very slowly.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.