What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real jerk

What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real jerk

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Open your laptop very slowly.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the

sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:40 PM

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I think a little

"Allahu Akbar" at the end would have been good.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
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