Which Side Of The Fence?

Which Side Of The Fence?

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

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5 years 5 weeks ago, 11:24 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Join Date:
Feb 2011
The Colony, Texas, United States

I've seen this before and was thinking about it when I was going through the gay marriage stuff last night.
It's why I hate today's "democrats". I don't consider myself a republican and don't like the political party system, but today's democrats make it easy to put them at the bottom the list. Because today's democrats are yesterday's socialists and communists that realized they would never win calling themselves as such. So they "re-branded".

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
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5 years 5 weeks ago

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