Woman shot in head

Woman shot in head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while they went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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That's just cruel

This "samD" person must be an old, retired Tea Party type person who refuses to realize that the world has passed him by.
The only legitimate tea parties are those held by refined ladies in their drawing or morning rooms.
Sadly, "samD" has little to no knowledge of the activities of the higher classes.

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 1:28 PM

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Hey Bob,

I resemble that remark!

3 years 39 weeks ago, 2:41 PM

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Bush's fault! :-)

Bush's fault! :-)

3 years 39 weeks ago, 3:10 PM

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Bob, Bob, Bob..

what did you do grow a since of humor, or did ya get a little..

That's the funniest thing you've ever posted.. the "brit" in you is showing..By the way for those who haven't seen it, and enjoy Bob's more "advanced" humor. Check out Doc Martin on PBS.. in the middle of antique roadshow, and Boston Philharmonic they have one of the funniest shows on TV..

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 3:26 PM

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Hey Brother Greg!!

Ive missed U everytime Iv gotten on!!! How have U been??

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 3:50 PM

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I just saw this sis.. how are ya kiddo.. know your in my prayers..

Wanted to get that up before you took off, im doing great.. sure hope you are as well..Jimmy and Adam (got a kick out of that last comment bro) have kept us posted.. Sorry i have to go, but i always do at this time.. its beer 30 here in AZ.. Stay safe and will see you toinght if you can come on around 8-9 mt time..

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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I'll try to C u then

Greg!! :~)

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 3:56 PM

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HELLO ACE MO

Earth to Ace

3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:03 PM

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:~)

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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Hey baby, I hope everything is alright. I tried to Google earth your new place, but the trees seem to be hiding it...
When do you go to court?
You don't look like you have enough miles between you and him for a comfort zone. I know if I was pissed, that I could crawl over broken glass to get there.

3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:11 PM

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Only like 12 miles, but its all I can do right now. Im also staying @ a friends house N Murray @ times. Especially since my hot water heater still doesnt work, and Im having 2 wash my dishes N my bathtub. UGHH!! Court has been rescheduled for Dec. 14th. We'll just wait and C what the future holds. How the hell have U been?? El Presidente 4 life, Sir... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH.... LOL!! BTW, Check out a song by Jason Aldean called She's Country!! I think its my new theme song!!!

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 7:35 PM

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Ace

I thought it was redneck woman?

3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:16 PM

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I have been OK. Hows my .22?
Do you need $$ to return it? Or I will reimburse you, whatever...
Hey why don't you go apply at some gunsmith shops as an apprentice or hell even an intern.
I think you could make good money selling guns and stuff. Not many pretty, sexy, albeit short female type gunsellers.

3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:25 PM

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Theres only like 2

In my area, and of course, they dont need anyone. I would love to do that, but I can only work with what I got.. The .22 is almost done. Things have been so fuckin crazy with me, and Im not gonna work on it when Im stressed out, or just pissed!! If U know what I mean. I'll get done with it tonight, and Im gonna get a friend of mine 2 order the breech plug for me. When I get it in, I'll let U know, and hopefully I'll have a job by then, so U can just reimburse me. I'll let U know either way tho. Sorry 'bout all the shit thats happened since I got it. And sorry Ive not gotten it back to U by now. I feel really bad about it.

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:27 PM

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That was not my intention. Was just curious is all. I really do appreciate you and miss you!
I still have those pics saved for you if need them...

3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:31 PM

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Thanks Sam!!

Just keep'em N a folder for me 4 right now. IDK if Ill need'em or not. I'll PM U shortly!! Did U get that video of where Im shooting my bow now?? And I miss U 2!!

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3 years 39 weeks ago, 4:55 PM

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Do you have gas or electric hot water? If you had hot water.
Anyone that can help with that situation?
Keep in touch, please...

3 years 39 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

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In a L-O-N-G damn time!! And I dont plan on starting right now!! LOL! And the water heater is electric. Its just getting the owner of the house up off his duff to get it swapped out. I could re-do the plumbing under the kitchen sink, if he'd leave all the piping there for me, but anyway. Beggers cant be choosers, hunh?? And Im doing my best to keep N touch with ya'll. Maybe I'll B able 2 a bit more once I get a job and have my own internet and dont have 2 rely on friends.... Talk to ya'll L8r guys!! Gotta jump off, probably for the night. Hope ya'll have a great weekend!!

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