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5 years 47 weeks ago, 4:48 PM

jmhuthut

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!@#$%

Hey look... flowers!!!

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5 years 47 weeks ago, 4:50 PM

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He's wearing all the clothes to cover the massive b0n3r he's got

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 47 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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BONER

Can scarecrows even have boners? Wasnt it a brain he was missing in the wizard of oz... yep he def has a boner!?!

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5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:51 PM

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On the one hand, two nubile young girls, on the other hand, a tool with a nice gun. Am I supposed to be turned on, laughing, impressed, or a little of everything? Help.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:53 PM

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runaway

I think we're suppossed to wonder why the shit they are in the middle of a sunflower patch....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:55 PM

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Just remove the cammo and lie down amongst those sunflowers. get rid of the rube with a camera, and have a little fun.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:55 PM

runawaygun762

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No, schuyler

Keep the camera around. Pictures for posterity would be good. It's a threeway.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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actually

Only problem is is if this is in KY those are his sisters!!!!!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:46 AM

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Thats ok,

Im in Kentucky, Most of the girls around here look like this, Get rid of the brother, I'll take his place. They'll never know til its over.

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." Thomas Jefferson
5 years 47 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

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So what, ssrs10

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 47 weeks ago, 6:00 PM

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haha

Yeah I know right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 47 weeks ago, 6:05 PM

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myself into that scenario, in which case, no camera. But if this is the dufus who gets lucky, no problemo, though I'd rather just take a look at the two women.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 47 weeks ago, 8:34 PM

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Oh look!

Sniper fairies how cute!

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5 years 47 weeks ago, 1:47 AM

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My kinda job

It's a rough life being a scarecrow.

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5 years 47 weeks ago, 4:43 PM

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RUN

AHHHHHHH IM THINKIN THEM GIRLS B A BIT YOUNG ID B HAULIN ASS

5 years 47 weeks ago, 4:47 PM

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english fool

Eagle, why are you "talking" like that

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5 years 47 weeks ago, 8:53 PM

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When there's no men around and the only thing left is a scarecrow.

5 years 47 weeks ago, 6:14 PM

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Sweet

That is the pimpest scarecrow I have ever seen.

5 years 47 weeks ago, 6:11 AM

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more pictures please ,do you got more of them

5 years 32 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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i wish

they had sniper fairies round here

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5 years 31 weeks ago, 4:07 AM

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thats nice

now thats what i call nude girles wit guns

5 years 30 weeks ago, 12:44 AM

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Where.....

Where do I sign up to fight in that war!

5 years 30 weeks ago, 12:04 PM

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I left the army in '65. Is it too late to re-up?

It's too late for me, save yourself.
5 years 25 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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Lucky

He is lucky, Got 2 beautiful girls around him

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5 years 25 weeks ago, 12:56 PM

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just don't know where she keeps it

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 18 weeks ago, 1:43 PM

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Home Land Security

Being a Scarecrow is a hard job but, someone has to do it.. :) I do cavity searches on ever flower girl I find, in the bush. Just doing my part to keep America safe. We wouldn't want to let one of these flower girls to sneak a ballistic tip inter-continental missile into the USA. Not a one of them has gotten past me without me probing them real good. I bet you can sleep good at nights now knowing I'm doing my job and keeping illegal contraband out of the states.

I will not be wronged and I will not have hands laid up on me. John Wayne in the Shootest. Your a Daisy if you do. Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday.
4 years 49 weeks ago, 10:47 PM

מוות לאיסלאם

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sniper?

with a semi auto? maybe designated marksman, but honestly, those girls work just as good for those 'needs' living, or maybe not so living.

Really, this guy needs to get focused on his target. The girls, they're probably working for the OpFor anyway. Shoot 'em.

Lets ask ourselves, 'what would Gecko45 do?'

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 11:24 PM

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up to the task of being a dedicated sniper weapon, but I doubt a civilian variant of an AKSU-74 "Krinkov" (Or as the Iraqis call them, "Osamas"), would do it.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 49 weeks ago, 11:32 PM

מוות לאיסלאם

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call me a purist, or just plain old-fashioned. Remington 700 (M24) all the way for me.

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4 years 49 weeks ago, 11:35 PM

runawaygun762

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M24 is a decent weapon

But there are semis out there that give it a run for its money in accuracy and reliability.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 49 weeks ago, 10:57 PM

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which ones? i'd be willin to bet maybe for accuracy, in slow shooting, but all those extra parts would worry me for things to break at inopportune times.

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