wrong cammo you got caught, Bad Sniper

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!@#$%

Hey look... flowers!!!

You don't get to choose how you are going to die or when. You can only decide how you're going to live.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 5:50 PM

ssrs10

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He's wearing all the clothes

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He's wearing all the clothes to cover the massive b0n3r he's got

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

4 years 16 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

jmhuthut

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BONER

Can scarecrows even have boners? Wasnt it a brain he was missing in the wizard of oz... yep he def has a boner!?!

You don't get to choose how you are going to die or when. You can only decide how you're going to live.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:51 PM

runawaygun762

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I'm trying to figure this out

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On the one hand, two nubile young girls, on the other hand, a tool with a nice gun. Am I supposed to be turned on, laughing, impressed, or a little of everything? Help.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:53 PM

ssrs10

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runaway

I think we're suppossed to wonder why the shit they are in the middle of a sunflower patch....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

Schuyler

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I have a suggestion on what to do next

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Just remove the cammo and lie down amongst those sunflowers. get rid of the rube with a camera, and have a little fun.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

runawaygun762

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No, schuyler

Keep the camera around. Pictures for posterity would be good. It's a threeway.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:57 PM

ssrs10

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actually

Only problem is is if this is in KY those are his sisters!!!!!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:46 AM

wyattcl

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Thats ok,

Im in Kentucky, Most of the girls around here look like this, Get rid of the brother, I'll take his place. They'll never know til its over.

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." Thomas Jefferson

4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

runawaygun762

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So what, ssrs10

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

ssrs10

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haha

Yeah I know right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

4 years 16 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

Schuyler

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runaway: Sorry, I was projecting

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myself into that scenario, in which case, no camera. But if this is the dufus who gets lucky, no problemo, though I'd rather just take a look at the two women.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

4 years 16 weeks ago, 9:34 PM

zx12rmike

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Oh look!

Sniper fairies how cute!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson

4 years 16 weeks ago, 2:47 AM

traumatriage1911

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My kinda job

It's a rough life being a scarecrow.

"You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." "You're not a doctor. You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck."

4 years 16 weeks ago, 5:43 PM

eagleseeker1957

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Colonel

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Arizona, United States

RUN

AHHHHHHH IM THINKIN THEM GIRLS B A BIT YOUNG ID B HAULIN ASS

4 years 16 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

sytasyn_syn

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If you only new what young country women do...

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english fool

Eagle, why are you "talking" like that

Be Kind and Courteous to All That You Meet, But Always Have A Plan to Kill Them -U.S. Marine Corp General-

4 years 16 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

thegatesofzion

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When there's no men around and the only thing left is a scarecrow.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 7:14 PM

green

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Sweet

That is the pimpest scarecrow I have ever seen.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 7:11 AM

millerman

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more pictures please ,do you

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more pictures please ,do you got more of them

4 years 1 week ago, 9:14 PM

Mosinfreak

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i wish

they had sniper fairies round here

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796

4 years 6 days ago, 5:07 AM

engel.leland

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thats nice

now thats what i call nude girles wit guns

4 years 16 hours ago, 1:44 AM

Squirrel216

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Where.....

Where do I sign up to fight in that war!

4 years 5 hours ago, 1:04 PM

cbxjeff

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I left the army in '65. Is

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I left the army in '65. Is it too late to re-up?

It's too late for me, save yourself.

3 years 47 weeks ago, 1:50 PM

mehranbiz

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Brigadier General

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Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan

Lucky

He is lucky, Got 2 beautiful girls around him

I wish million of visitors for my website http://www.mehranbiz.com

3 years 47 weeks ago, 1:56 PM

ivantank

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i what to check the ID of the one on the right..

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just don't know where she keeps it

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable

3 years 40 weeks ago, 2:43 PM

Scarecrow

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Colonel

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Home Land Security

Being a Scarecrow is a hard job but, someone has to do it.. :) I do cavity searches on ever flower girl I find, in the bush. Just doing my part to keep America safe. We wouldn't want to let one of these flower girls to sneak a ballistic tip inter-continental missile into the USA. Not a one of them has gotten past me without me probing them real good. I bet you can sleep good at nights now knowing I'm doing my job and keeping illegal contraband out of the states.

I will not be wronged and I will not have hands laid up on me. John Wayne in the Shootest. Your a Daisy if you do. Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday.

3 years 18 weeks ago, 11:47 PM

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sniper?

with a semi auto? maybe designated marksman, but honestly, those girls work just as good for those 'needs' living, or maybe not so living.

Really, this guy needs to get focused on his target. The girls, they're probably working for the OpFor anyway. Shoot 'em.

Lets ask ourselves, 'what would Gecko45 do?'

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3 years 18 weeks ago, 12:24 AM

runawaygun762

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Alan, there are many semis

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up to the task of being a dedicated sniper weapon, but I doubt a civilian variant of an AKSU-74 "Krinkov" (Or as the Iraqis call them, "Osamas"), would do it.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

3 years 18 weeks ago, 12:32 AM

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call me a purist, or just

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call me a purist, or just plain old-fashioned. Remington 700 (M24) all the way for me.

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3 years 18 weeks ago, 12:35 AM

runawaygun762

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M24 is a decent weapon

But there are semis out there that give it a run for its money in accuracy and reliability.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

3 years 18 weeks ago, 11:57 PM

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