For your education and enjoyment these truths are forwarded

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).

If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.