nice bump fire!!! give that man a big mac!
Is this youreysanz630
WTF you out of you fucking mind....lol.. that my friend porky..lol,..i 209lb not 900lb......
porky is no joke
I THINK HE WAS SHOOTING AT THE HAMBURGLER RABBEL RABBEL
his chicken nuggets!freeze mutha fucka!rat-a-tat-tat,bitch!
Let us see what he was shooting at. I bet he did not hit the target one time. Aim at your target, hit it, don't waste bullets. If that's what he does in a gunfight, good chance he won't hit shit and you got a target the size of a barn to shoot at. My money is on someone who can really shoot. If that was just a demonstration, what's the point?
i agree.. ya, cool to get your handgun to bumpfire like that, but a waste of ammo. you could never use that in any way. that fire probably made about a 15 foot group at 10 yards. he he ! as far as the fat jokes.. well, i'm not too scared. im not afraid of being hit by that fire, and i could DAMN SURE out run him.....hehe...
Burger king gets knocked over you know who to blame.
I am pretty sure he could do that with a .50 and not move from the recoil!
watch it again. It is funny. Big Boy with gun 1/4 his size. get him somthing bigger.
1/4 of his size? I don't think that pistol weighs 100 lbs.
He burns .0001 of an ounce everytime he fires that gun. In 10 years he would have lost 100 pounds if he shot everyday.
can he even fit his finger on the trigger or did he use a pencil
im sure that 19 rounds he just dispersed wouldnt even be enough to stop him.
Did anyone call Wonka to let him know this guy escaped the chocolate factory???
Wait wasn't that the greedy girl? GIANT BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!
it was the gum chewer lol
the slide on that thing is bouncing off his gut...its his technique to faster firing
Yup i agree with you Ben
But it is still faster than you can shoot!
but as many innacurate 9mm as that fatty can get flying in 3 seconds i only need three shots, two to the chest and one to the head
i bet he could take all 19 rounds and walk it off. then he could be a rapper and tell his tale.
You guys are losers. I say that with all due respect, just like Ricky Bobby told us to, but seriously. Take your night vision goggles off, turn on the light, and come out of your fuckin' bunkers. The guy was having fun, wasting rounds. Any man who has done more than one day's shooting has capped off rounds as fast as he could, or fired two guns at once, or generally had fun. As I have stated before, I'm sure you high-speed, low-drag, air-cooled, teflon-coated, laser-guided gun shop commandos and online rambos can cut the fat fuck some slack for shooting real fast. "waste of ammo"? You didn't buy it, so relax. "Three shots is all I need"? If you're so fuckin' high-speed, you should only need two shots, as the one to the head is a failure to stop shot. C'mon guys, go to Wal-Mart, check out the arts and crafts section, and buy yourselves a sense of humor.
i think you need to step carefully with your words, and re-think who has the sense of humor. you are the one calling this guy a "fat fuck".
I did call him a fat fuck...That's funny to me. I did not, however discuss how tactically incompetent the guy is, or whine about his waste of his ammo, or talk about how bad he would be in a gun fight when he is obviously goofing around. People who are serious all the time age quickly. Enjoy life and see the humor in a fat fuck shooting faster than he can eat. Oh, and I'll try to "step carefully" with my words. God forbid I offend someone.
evidently you don't see the same humor as the rest of us. we are all here joking about how funny this video is, how it couldn't be accurate and such. simply put, if you don't understand humor then don't get involved. we were all joking about everything here and you are the one saying we are serious? i get it, if we have offended you because this guy is your gay lover then i appologize for all of us. hehe. THATS HUMOR!
runawaygun, i know your type. You're the type that has no social life so he writes a book-long response on a simple blog telling how other people are wrong and you are right.
Here's a bit of helpful information: your word is worth less than the dirt under my heel. So don't spend so much time writing these responses because they mean nothing to no one except yourself.
And its people who take things seriously when they have a firearm in their possession that preserve your freedom of speech, which you just exercised. So pay some respect to some "quickly aging" combatants.
I agree with you Ben. Also runawaygun762 Why would you call him a "fat fuck" come on.
And also every Military group says "You give him 2 in the chest and 1 in the Head."
Also I'll bet lots of money you are as slow as a rolling piece of Shit.
aw, dont hurt the guys feelings, seal :D he's only some emo punk kid looking for a thrill by bashing military professionals online...
I hope he doesnt go cut himself and sing a screamo song because of you
I've got 13 years in the army,of which, 39 months in Iraq, 6 in kuwait, and two in egypt. I received an award for valor during my first tour in iraq, and am a staunch supporter of all things guns. And as I've stated before, it's not us servicemembers who defend this great nation from invasion, it's the millions of gun owners who keep us secure. As for book-long responses, I've said before I wish to defend my point of view, not simply make some comment on how I only "need three shots". Thanks for the lecture, but I've heard it before from plenty of gun shop commandos who take everything way too seriously.
Don't say that he might.
...and I'm a fairy princess overlooking the land of narnia keeping the white witch at bay while riding my unicorn and singing lulabies...
Sound ridiculous? That's just about the same believability as your post.
Oh, and if you were enlisted...shame on you for holding such little respect for a firearm. Your superiors should be ashamed
Here's what's really/99% more likely to happen, that man's going to be mackin on his single serving barrel of the Col.'s Best Fried Chicken, he's going to keel over and code, probably going to be a Massive MI/heart attack if not a stroke, me, or somebody like me is going to deal with his stinky, greasy, cheesy, ass, is going to break his back trying to load that sweathog onto a stretcher and into an Ambulance & is going to be doing chest compressions, Mr. Pudgy is gonna get tubed, probably stacked shocks, and there's not going to be enough Epi, Atropine, or Lidocaine to touch him because he's the size of a mammoth, and he's going to die. Hope to God they don't cremates him because his greasy drippins will probably burn down the mortuary, so let him die with the memory of his belly flabbin recoilin, quick draw McGrawin shooting time.
Mr. Runaway Gun, the proper term is Huge Sweathog, not FF, that's just not lady like, lol. Kidding, Got to lighten the mood.
And BenJB, you made my sides split dude, I am not in the Military but I love your humor:
"Thanks for the lecture, but I've heard it before from plenty of gun shop commandos who take everything way too seriously."
If you were in the military you should know to take Everything seriously.
Let me get a tape measure so we can have a short arm inspection and see who is bigger. Everyone take 1 pace back to a neutral corner, have a beer, we are all brothers in arms here. Just cool it. thank you. samD
My initial comment was not intended to cause such a reaction. Apparently certain people have thinner skins than I figured, so I will be more careful how I word some of my posts. While I will not apologize to those easily-offended folks, I do apologize to the other people that use this forum, both cherries and old guys alike. I am sure most people come here as a way to unwind from day to day life, and if I turned anybody off with my pissing contest, I am sorry.
I got a mental picture of me mounting this dude in some freaky gay sex. Like a mouse mounting an elephant. Okay, like a smaller elephant mounting a really fat elephant with a nice blue shirt
now i understand how some of my blows may have looked to other members.everyone has their opinion and is allowed to voice it but be prepared for the shit storm afterwards.and i agree the dude in the video is a fat fuck!
Blank look...he is not fat at all...just 4 pounds less than an elephant...
need love too... LOL
someone could call me that too.and some of you have seen my picture but i dare ya to say it to my face!this boy likes to eat and so what if i am fat there aint been nobody dumb enough to walk up to me and call me a fat fuck.
Hey SNAKE ...I grew up in a lil coal camp in West Virgiia....There was an old guy named FLETCHER WAMPLER that lived there from Haysi Va. ...He talked about it all the time like it was the center of the universe. I lived in a lil place called Gilliam Bottom,WVa. Have you ever heard of this old guy?......DINK
I only counted 18.....!!!!
He's not a skinny fuck, he's not an average build fuck, he's a fat fuck. How was this taken to be an insult? Okay, sorry, what I should have said was, "maybe you gun shop commandos and online rambos can cut the morbidly obese, but-probably-has-a-heart-of-gold-and-great-personality fuck some slack for shooting real fast". Better? Gee whiz...
Whos the hit on.
Find porky and video him shootin' M249's on full auto one in each hand.
Dear God please don't let this guy run out of money to buy food
is about 15 dollars for 50. bet this guy spends more on the dollar menu than ammo
Atleast he's a gun owner. He could have been a libral donating money to take ours away.
why didnt he buy an AR 15 or an AK 47??????????
its pretty easy to bumb fire but its really just a waste of ammo and you couldn't hit anything fireing like that unless a mob of angry people were coming
bring up old posts,knock the dust off and see what happens.
He is vertically challenged just a little.
i think he was shooting at a salad
Dude definitely needs to look into Lap-Band. Damn.
Ive seen this video a million times before.Still funny!
glad to see ya leave ya bedwetting,poor me fuck ass!we dont want ya here anyway.go buttfuck yer buddies on them other forums!you are the type that enjoys a stiff penis tickling yer tonsils aint ya.Obama has a long slick coon dick for your liberal ass.take it and dont bother to vote in November or is ACORN sending you a check?
It appals me to think that someone who has not been here long enough to appreciate the humor we have generated towards each other is so callous as to throw out insults. The people that frequent this forum are good people. If this is not the type of forum you wish to contribute, then that is your choice and you can log off. No one here is making you stay. There is a small amount of decorum we all share, it is hidden inbetween the insults and derogotory humor we sling at each other. Please learn our ways, then judge us. It is prejudice to start throwing out unsubstantiated vitriol.
that belongs elsewhere IMO.
Do you understand 86'd dude?
See if your to fluffy to run and all you have is a semi auto ..better be learning that shit..that way he can just stand in one spot and fucking spin...