Cooler online

My wife thought y'all would like this one 'cause let's face it there's always gonna be those who are just so much cooler when they're online..... I guess this is as good a time as any tell everyone a little about me. I'm 6'5" 220lbs 2% body fat. I drive a Ford GT and have an extensive collection of classic mustangs. In my gun cabinet you'll find an AA12 automatic shotgun, 2 ww2 era mint condition 1911's, half a dozen glock 18's, a Tommy gun , and a gold plated ak47. For christmas I will be getting a ma duece and a barret m107. I'm currently working on a deal with the gov to sell me a fully operational A10 warthog so I can finally stop the nieghbors dog from crapping on my lawn.

When I'm not online I'm 5'8" 160 lbs I drive a yellow miata while dreaming about ford gt's and classic mustangs. I own 1 gun a S&W 9mm.

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 8:02 PM

manu2014

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u r to kewl. Jimmy Buffett stole my life!!!

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. Thoreau
4 years 22 weeks ago, 9:13 PM

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Thanx manu, why don't you steal it back? My facebook mafia has some rogue CIA agents I'll let you borrow.

Anywayz this'll probably be my last post for a few days, the great turkey onslaught of 2010 is in full force so I spend too much time at work. Happy Thanksgiving day to all here on gunslot and remember what you are thankful for. Guns and ammo and more guns.

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 9:20 PM

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happy turkey day to you pilgrim. I have been cooking for 1-1/2 weeks already. Made my first batch of pickles - horseradish!! Pick up the pig wednesday and will put it on at 8am thursday. Be ready to eat about 5-6pm. Lots of time to drink and eat and shoot the potato cannon. I love this country!!

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. Thoreau
4 years 22 weeks ago, 9:54 PM

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Happy Thanksgiving to you. This was a great video. Goes to show there's someone for everyone.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 22 weeks ago, 10:32 PM

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I am cooking up a nice Ham for Turkey day, and I shall inflict a story upon my Gunslot friends, imaginary or otherwise...LOL! Growing up my Dad had a 'soft spot' for St Bernard's and part of their 'within budget', feeding regimen was Turkey on the 'off' season...........I have eaten enough Turkey to kill a horse.....lol Ham it is!

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