Machete - Movie Trailer

I've always liked Robert Rodriguez's movies, but don't think I can sit through this Garbage! The first five seconds of this thing pissed me off!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 2:03 PM

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This is bull

This is bull shit............And seagal.............What a joke. 'Steven Seagal Lawman' taping canceled; sheriff invites accuser to file report

Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand today invited Kayden Nguyen, a California woman who filed a lawsuit alleging she was held captive at a Jean Lafitte mansion by actor and reserve deputy Steven Seagal and treated like a "sex toy" during the taping of the television show "Steven Seagal: Lawman," to contact the agency and file a criminal complaint.
"I will treat Mr. Seagal no differently than any other employee of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. I'm not moved one iota by virture of his being a movie star or the fact that the national media has an interest in this case," Normand said at a news conference.

Without an official complaint, Normand said his office could not move forward with any type of investigation in the matter, as per a long-standing Sheriff's Office policy. When such allegations arise, Normand said his office always lets the criminal investigation proceed before conducting any type of administrative hearing. The sheriff also noted that it is not the agency's policy to open investigations into allegations made in lawsuits, whether they are filed in California or Jefferson Parish.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2010/04/jpso_addresses_seagal_lawsui...

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 2:31 PM

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PURE CRAP!!

Looking for a definition of it..here it is.. Yep lets portray the white man as corrupt politician.. did you notice the American flag on his collar.. "We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us"... Whats up with that shit.. Talk about stupid.. That picture of the dramatic opening and a coat full of machetes, made me laugh out loud.. This is dim for a 12 year old..

Oh course it does have Lindsay Lowhan.. Sorta my idea of an acting trifecta.. Her and Steven Shitall.. Brother Steve.. go on a diet buddy..

Oh, and of course we have the shootie totting Priest, and (my sincere apologies to practising Catholics) the Nun who tries to give the revolver a blow job..

I posed the question once.. What is the future of this Nation when half the kids drop out of HS.. well this is it.. Schuyler.. bring back Chicken Dick.. we need some normalcy..

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 2:37 PM

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ok so the whole border thing is lame, but the movie has steven seagal....steven FUCKIN seagal!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 51 weeks ago, 2:38 PM

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hey speaking of Seagal...did anyone see the movie where he is killing zombie/vampire people after the apocolypse? Worse movie I have ever seen...well maybe second worst.

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 2:39 PM

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oh and

the movie has lindsay lohan, oh so crazy and sexy at the same time!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 51 weeks ago, 2:51 PM

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All I have to say is

I don't give a big rats ass who is in the movie
It's a piece of crap, wasted film and wasted money.
Don't wait for me to stand in line to watch it
even if they pay me to go.
Sorry but no thanks.
All it would do for me is make me want to go
ballistic and end up in prison

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 3:40 PM

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is this even real?

or just some BS hollywood propaganda? weird

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:19 PM

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Sadly........Real!

In his Zombie-Like movie Planet Terror made Machete seem like a coming attraction. He then filmed the movie to release in September.......As much as I've liked his past movies( Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, and Planet Terror) I will not pay money to watch this BullShit!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

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Please tell me this is NOT real!

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