available on 8 track if any of you want it
i want this song i cant find it
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it would be perfect for that...still entertaining though, any ideas where it was filmed?
Least im thinking thats the case.. its got great choreography.. and not taking anything away from the boys, but its easier to look good when you each know the same drill... sorta wonder if they would be quite as smoth with a yolanda, or latristha in the mix.. give an inner city girl a straight edge and a good reason to be pissed and you might not do the "dance" quite as smoth..
Long story.."try to make it short.. we consolidated the women in one facility (Perryville out side phoenix) so the warden is an old friend i had just made Lt.. this is back in the late 90's .. she (no we never) asked me if i would make the move with her from our big apple in Florence.. I knew Mom was on the way out with COPD and i could be closed, so i ageed.. bottom line finished up my stint with the women.. great to be able to take care of Mom in her last days, but working with the women inmates was more than anyone should ever have to indure.. Do you see skin on a regular basis..(quesion we guys ask first) yep you do... but all the other stuff that goes with it is not enough to balance the scale.. Women in prison have NO self respect.. they will litteraly sit in mud as opposed to dry ground.. they swear worse than men, go "off" faster than men..and with no reason that anyone can understand..the sex thing (inmate on inmate) is beyond belief.. not to many gays in prison.. just not the issue people think it is.. but women dont have the go/no go switch that men have...you know what i mean....you either or or not as a guy...nope not women...they all do the lesbo thing (least 90%) and they thump on a regular basis... no big deal ....THUMP.. i had more use of force, more use of gas, more staff injurys, more staff assaults.. (shit i was hit on a regular basis) and take downs... let me tell ya.. an emotional little weatherweight girl can take 3 or 4 guys to get cuffs on her.. amazing.. and to top it off... best analogy is its the worst of every female trate on a regular basis... anyway to top it off....thier not funny... You know how women are not usually as funny as men.. ( my Gloria is pretty good actually, but still...) anyway male inmates will make your day being funny, and like most guys..have a since of appreciation if you try to do something for them.. not the women..no appreciaton... no humor.. its like being locked up with 400 exwifes on pms.. sorry for the rant.. wait till i have a couple of beers in me..... ok im outa here
that story is going to give me nightmares "locked up with 400 exwifes" yikes !!!!
only thing cool is you could spay them with a can of "wopass" from time to time..
Quick funny story on that...we had one that had been acting up for a couple of hours (not going to give us back a food tray or some shit) anyway it fell in the guidelines of use of force so i could gas her before we opened the cell... Now i dont want to do it..as if i did i would have 3 pages of use of force to make out...so i put on the radio that im coming down to gas her.. and as i walk into her block i pull out the big boy which we called an israelie foger.. (super stuff mix of pepper and teargas) anyway i shoot it "for effect" as i walk into her area which was a 90 degee cell block with three tiers.. this is all outdoors..and somehow the wind grabs it and brings it right back into my face.. i get a DOSE. now ive had tons of gas, tasered (ya have to get it to use it) and all that can be imagined in my almost 20 years.. but i cant talk ...for real no voice.. staff and inmates are looking at me.. so i just point at the trap...and give a hand signial.. im afraid if i talk ill sound like a squeaky 13 yr old..or start crying... bang out comes the tray.. she says later...never saw the Lt so mad he couldnt talk... what ever works..