No matter how much of an asshole I am, my dog is overjoyed when I come home.
Well, come to think of it, I always treat him well. He's not a human shithead.
And I love all you guys!
This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for 15 minutes.
When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
how you know ?